l.a. is going to eat you alive part two

What? No American Idol tonight because of some Obama address to the nation. Uh, what can Obama possibly say to the nation that's more important than American Idol? Stimulus, schmimulus. The market's been tanking hard ever since the stimulus bill passed, so what gives? Yup, looks like no magic pill's gonna save this baby. We are in for the long, hard winter. So yeah, just let us watch our fluffy entertainment and leave us alone to our dreams of being famous rock stars, or famous pop singers who sings lame-ass ballads like This Is My Now or A Moment Like This or The Time Of My Life.

As predicted, Marisa Tomei, looking lovely by the way, didn't win. Boo. And surprisingly, Sean Penn beat out Mickey Rourke but actually gave an awesome speech to the audience of commie homos (hey, his words, not mine). Nobody's dress really stood out to me as out-of-the-ballpark, drop-dead gorgeous. I really hated what Miley Cyrus, Whoopi Goldberg, and Heidi Klum were wearing though. Oh you know who is so cool to me? Robert Pattinson. It's the hair (which is long and messy again - how did it grow so fast) and the British accent. I need to come back next life as a swooning vampire, or an actor who plays a swooning vampire.


(Is Marisa Tomei really 44 year old? Dang!!!)



I finished watching Cloverfield. It didn't suck at all. I wished for a different ending though. I mean, I think for a movie of this sort, I would like to know if the protagonists live or die. Next movie is Rock n' Rolla, by Mr. Ex-Madonna.

And now the most awesome news ever. Andy Richter is going to rejoin Conan on his new Tonight Show stint. Oh yeah! Reunited makes me feel so good. Maybe Conan will eat up L.A. after all!