we dance, we sing, we steal things

We win some, we lose some. I was disappointed that the munchkin gymnast (Shaun Johnson) took the Dancing With The Stars mirror-ball trophy from the Sexy-In-The-City French guy (Gilles Marini). It's so unfair. You American Olympic medalist supporters can all go suck it. But then just as I was about to denounce all of middle America, you go and surprise me and make mellow nice guy with the cool acoustic vibe (Kris Allen) the winner of American Idol, over the guy-linered Glambert (Adam Lambert). Kris Allen IS the new American Idol - that's sweeet. I am not hating on Glambert. To quote Randy Jackson (and I will only quote Randy Jackson once in my lifetime), the guy's got mad vocal skillz. But he is way too Rocky Horror for my taste. And I can't stand the hair. Eeks. Kris on the other hand is more my thing. I actually bought his acoustic version of Kanye's Heartless off iTunes, and my doing that is as likely as my quoting Randy Jackson. I would have never thought America would go for an American Idol who doesn't oversing, but I am pleasantly surprised. What next? National healthcare??? Social conscience? Compassion for the poor? I kid, I kid. Let's not go crazy here.