Random thoughts streaming thru my head while I sat in a conference last week:
- One cool thing about being a turban-wearing man is that you would never need to worry about going bald. I might consider converting.
- I wouldn't want to be a statistician, cuz 'statistician' is kinda hard to pronounce.
- Oh look, a bird flew by the window.
- It's freaking chilly in here.
- Oh look, it's a helicopter.
- Transformers 2 sucks big time. I hated every minute of it.
- My butt hurts.
- Those condos have huge satellite dishes on their rooftops.
- They changed the morning fruity candies to afternoon mint candies. Not sure what's the purpose. Can you imagine someone sitting there thinking this idea up?
- What the heck am I going to make for dinner on Saturday for thirteen people?
- Sigh. Cat Deeley looked good yesterday.
- I seriously can't stand what I do for a living.
- Yesterday I had a dream that some school girls had kidnapped my dog while I was walking it, and I chased after them and got it back.
- I remember when she moved into her new apartment, she was scared because somebody had died in the apartment below hers, and she asked me to go over to stay with her.
- Hey, they didn't change the candies today. Damn slackers.
- What's the difference between a clause and a phrase?
- I think I will make lasagna.
- I miss her.
- When is my next appt with Dr Schatz? I really need to tell him about the pain I'm feeling.
- I really want to watch (500) Days Of Summer, but I don't think I can find anybody to watch it with.
- In both Revolutionary Road and The Reader, Kate Winslet dies because of the inability to live an authentic life. Is the truth really the path to happiness?
- Am I just like everybody else in this room (which is depressing)? Or is everybody else just like me (which is comforting)?
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