The top five celebrity crazies:
5. Courtney Love - Blame it on the drugs. No wonder Kurt Cobain wrote all those depressing songs - you would too if you have to deal with this hot mess.
4. Tom Cruise - Blame it on Scientology. Bonus for Oprah couch-jumping.
3. Lindsay Lohan - Ah, drugs again. Child star archetype, trial lesbian, party girl role model, expert at getting out of automobiles, resident of Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, CA.
2. Michael Jackson - Oxygen chamber, Debbie Rhodes, Bubbles the chimp, Neverland, Emmanuel Lewis and Macaulay Culkin - good times. We miss the eighties.
1. Mel Gibson - #1 with a bullet. Anti-semite with anger issues. His racist, misogynist rants against his ex, recorded for infamy, will teach American women to never swoon over those Australian hunks again. That accent ain't so charming after all, is it? That's right - Hugh Jackman - we have our eyes on you.
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