Random thoughts floating around my head today: Friend getting married. Happy for him. Feel bad for self. Me bad friend. Obama - Muslim. Work - how to plot an escape??? True Blood on RS cover is kinda awkward to me. I guess there is no way to pose nude naturally when splattered with blood and trying to cover up your private parts. I bought a new rug for my living room. It is so nice that I walk around it instead of on it. So it is pretty and induces extra walking - double win! Tuna poke rice bowl at Kichi Grill in Westfield food court is delicious. Washed down with $2 Jamba Juice green matcha special. Will I win Lotto soon? Friend met wife on eHarmony. But it's a Christian online dating site. I supposed if I do meet someone and get married, I probably will believe in God and miracles. Haha. I am too cheap to pay a monthly fee for online dating though. Somebody told me to just buy one less shirt or something every month, but if I spend money on a shirt, I know I am getting something for it. If I spend money on a dating site, I might as well dump all that money into the lottery - the odds of return for me is probably about the same. Mosque should be farther away from Ground Zero, just for the sake of peace and harmony, not for the sake of principle. People get too hung up on principle and rights and all that shit. My job is my greatest agony, but it is probably where I excel the most. Paradox much? Everytime I get praised, it makes me feel burdened. Am I weird? I need to return my new New Balance shoes. Somebody tell me where to buy comfortable shoes that don't look like old men's shoes. I am thinking when I become an old man, I will be walking really comfortably. Saw youtube video of Taiwanese news animated reenactment of JetBlue guy Steven Slater. Funniest shit I've seen in a while - the video reaches epic hilarity when they showed him going home to go to bed with his boyfriend. Just bought Morning Bender's Big Echo for $3.99 from amazon. I buy too much music. I hate Lady Gaga. I hope backlash begins soon. I would like to start it all my own. Anybody with me? Ting Ting's Hands is playing now. Clap your hands if you are working too hard. WTF does that mean? Why would I do that? I kinda feel like there is an eighties revolution in music, except it's not reflected in the Top 40 charts. It's like all the cool kids know it, but the masses are still in a fog and listening to freaking Black Eyed Peas. I want to watch Piranha 3D. Anybody with me? Why is David Fincher directing a remake of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo? He is much better than that. I mean, c'mon, you are director of Madonna's greatest music videos, for God's sake. Who the hell is watching The Expendables? Why the hell is Jason Statham is this crap? Why is he in any crap? I kinda think he can be a really cool action star, the coolest out there right now, if he picks his projects right. But he doesn't. I saw a woman peeing on Seventh Street. Like right in the middle of it, with urine streaming down the sidewalk. Probably one of the grossest thing I've ever seen in my life. Convinces me that if I ever live with someone, I am imposing a closed bathroom door policy. Sorry, I can never love you once I see you pee, unless you are my kid and under five years old or maybe a dog or a senior citizen and you had a stroke and are bedridden and you gave birth to me and I don't have enough money to hire you a full-time nurse to change you. I've been buying items from QVC. My shoes say I am an old man, but my UPS packages say I am an old woman. But my iTunes collection says I am twenty-two, and that's what I am going by. There was a study that says guys who have iPhone have more sex than guys with Blackberry or the Droid or other smartphones. Damn right. In fact, I have to stop writing and go have sex right now.
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