Things that are like crack to me, for better or worse:
- saltine crackers
- internet
- television
- checking my iPhone (and it's not even because there is anything to check for)
- work emails
- online shopping
- worrying about thinning hair
- self pity
- potato chips
- music
- Madonna
- little people (midgets/dwarves) porn
I am totally kidding about the last one. Or am I?
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