The eleven (less noble, less grandiose) 2011 resolutions that got left on the cutting room floor but may make it on to the dvd:
11. Stop checking work emails from home.
10. Stop checking porn from home (or anywhere else).
9. Moisturize more.
8. Backup my computer hard drive more frequently.
7. Balance my checkbook more frequently.
6. Throw away/recycle more stuff.
5. Stop eating instant ramen made in China.
4. Stop checking my iPhone everywhere I go - nobody called or texted or emailed!
3. Stop saying stuff I don't mean to people just to be polite. No, I don't think your baby (or dog or shoes) is cute.
2. Stop getting parking tickets or getting charged overdraft fees.
1. Stop falling asleep in bed while watching tv.
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