Monday, February 27, 2012

angie's right leg and other oscar aftermath

Ten golden thoughts:

- I got all the major categories right. I am like Nostradamus or something. Or I read enough expert analysis and listened to the right people. Glad I changed George Clooney to Jean Dujardin last minute.

- Angie's right leg is stupid. Did she practice that at home? Can we make that the new Tebowing or Bradying?

- Does it seem patronizing to everyone else that those Hollywood types are so freaking supportive whenever someone like Octavia Spencer or Jennifer Hudson wins? A white first-time nominee will never get that standing ovation. What is that about?

- George Clooney and Brad Pitt are looking old, while Tom Cruise looks like a twenty-something whenever he cuts his hair. I feel after Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol, Tom Cruise is on his way back.

- Emma Stone is adorable. I think I like her look the best last night. (Yup, Charlize wasn't there.)

- Why are there tv stars (Modern Family's Sarah Hyland, for example) here? This ain't no Golden Globes. Standards, Academy people...

- If I were The Dictator, it would not be merely Bisquick mix I would dump on smarmy Ryan Seacrest.

- So how exactly is Billy Crystal a good Oscar host again? I forget.

- Aw...Madonna's W.E. didn't win best costume design. I was hoping she would get that one.

- Richard Dreyfuss - WTF?

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