More bad news:
- Over 200 Nigerian school girls were kidnapped three weeks ago by the militant Islamist group Boko Haram. Boko Haram? That sounds like the name of a restaurant or a Star Wars character.
- The Ukraine eastern region continues to fall closer and closer to civil war. Nice job, Putin.
- The back staircase of my house has dry rot. Yup, same staircase repaired ten years ago.
- The Cowboys were eliminated from Amazing Race last Sunday, after being u-turned by the Afghanimals. Damn you, Afghanimals!
- My cholesterol is back up to 230. Am I condemned to a life of tasteless oatmeals?
This is seriously pissing me off. Life, you best back off now, or else I am gonna fight back.
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