duck boat randomness

Rosie O'Donnell is leaving The View, after she split from her wife.  I love Rosie.  She should be on her own show instead of having to put up with Whoopi, who acts like a real ass to Rosie on the show.  The Rosie O'Donnell show from the 90's was something so joyful to watch everyday...So Madonna got upstaged by MIA's middle finger, and Katy Perry is getting upstaged by the Left Shark.  If I were to perform at the Super Bowl, I would do away with any backup dancers or supporting acts.  It will be all eyes, and media attention, on me and me alone, thank you...Madonna's matador-themed Living For Love video is out now.  I like the video more than Give Me All Your Luvin' and maybe about as much as Girls Gone Wild, but the song itself totally slays.  I hope it becomes a hit.  Ah, how I miss back in the days when nobody could touch Madonna on the charts.  I am so excited for her Grammy's performance tonight...No call or email from GY still, so I guess all that was for nothing.  Unless there's some secret message I was supposed to have gotten from it.  I just want to say to God that I ain't no Sherlock.  If you got something to say to me, you gotta spell it out.  These cryptic clues and signs are not going to do it for someone as dense as myself.  I need it in skywriting or something along that line...It's raining again, and that means leaks again.  I am so worried...I am still enjoying the afterglow of the Patriots win. I just love how the haters are mad now.  Yeah, suck it, Trent Dilfer, Chris Collinsworth, Troy Aikman, and all the ex-quarterbacks who were so ready to jump on Tom Brady's back.  And Julian Edelman is my new hero.  He was instrumental in the Pats' win.  He went to Disneyland with Malcolm Butler.  And he owned the Pats' victory parade atop the duck boat...I am doing pretty good with controlling my online shopping.  So far this year I've only bought some Kind granola bars for cheap, a jigsaw puzzle for my mom to keep her from watching tv all day long (like mother, like son), The Grand Budapest Hotel blu ray for $6, and some Command picture hanging strips.  That's not bad for me.  Of course, the few dollars I am saving from controlling my shopping are all going to be offset by the cost of expensive house repairs eventually.  So like everything else in my life, I feel as if nothing's gained from all the efforts.  But whatevs...The lady at my orthotics place is so awesome that she is willing to take a Sunday appointment on her day off to help me get my orthotics faster.  So while I bitch about my contractors' shoddy workmanship and customer service, I have to express my gratitude to Paula for going out of her way to help me...Whitney Houston's daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown was found unconscious in her bath last weekend and has been in a medically-induced coma since.  Reports coming out do not sound good at all.  It's eerily reminiscent of how her mother died three years ago.  So sad.  The better story would be that celebrity child grows up and makes good, instead of another typical drug addict parent begets drug addict children tragedy...