Last week, I almost died. I was watching Golden Girls. I was taking a gulp of my water when Bea Arthru did one of her deadpan looks. I literally choked on the water and was heaving for breath for a good minute. It actually was really scary. I honestly felt like I have never been closer to death.
Can you imagine what my obit would say if I did die from watching Golden Girls? Other people die either from diseases, or something really dramatic or heroic. I die from watching a rerun of a sitcom about a bunch of old ladies living in a house in Florida. Oy-vey.
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