I was this close to buying an Amazon Echo Dot this past Black Friday weekend, but I ended up resisting. But if I did buy one, here is what I would ask Alexa to do:
- Alexa, more Gilmore Girls please.
- Alexa, redo election.
- Alexa, eradicate the Kardashians from our collective consciousness.
- Alexa, remove from my earshot or sightline anything to do with Beyonce and her Lemonade, which is about how she is pissed at her cheating husband and yet she stays with him. So confused - which is the badass feminist female empowerment part of this tale?
- Alexa, teach me how to be cool like Ryan Gosling.
- Alexa, stop the rain.
- Alexa, leak-proof my house.
- Alexa, make my mother healthy.
- Alexa, make people stop bothering me with questions at work and tell them I really know a lot less than they think I do.
- Alexa, grow my hair out of the bad haircut I got two weeks ago.
- Alexa, decongest streets and freeways and shopping malls by 50%.
- Alexa, have GY call me and say sorry.
- Alexa, stop terrorism.
- Alexa, make Putin and Kim Jong Un less creepy.
- Alexa, leave American Indian land alone.
- Alexa, reduce the price of the Criterion Before Sunrise trilogy to under $50.
- Alexa, make Amazing Race come back for many, many seasons to come.
- Alexa, release the Neca Batman Returns Catwoman action figure already.
- Alexa, give Chi Young a good paying job with benefits.
- Alexa, make 2017 awesome.
- Alexa, seriously stop the freaking rain.
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