what i like about you

People often ask me what I look for in a girl. I never have a good answer. I kinda know what I like in people:

1. Self-deprecating/humility.
2. Humor/not all uptight and shit.
3. Sense of adventure/free-spiritedness.
4. Work ethics.
5. Care about the world, but not in an extremist/PETA kind of way.
6. Talent, particularly of the artistic variety.
7. Cool taste in music.
8. Cool fashion style.
9. Nice hair.
(#7-9 are the superficial portion of this programming.)
10. Genuine, not superficial, kindness.
11. Chutzpah.
12. Love of Vonnegut, Madonna, Brit-pop, Lord of the Rings, Before Sunrise/Sunset, and everything else I like. It helps a lot that they don't instead like self-help books, Mariah, hip hop, Star Wars (Phantom Menace? Puhleeze), and Julia Roberts rom-coms.

So anybody with the above qualities, or enough of the above qualities, I would admire and love as a friend. Anybody with the above qualities and has breasts, would you marry me?