wtf

WTF:

- While visiting Grace Cathedral this Sat, there was a wedding going on, so we stood in the back to observe. We noticed that the maid of honor was wearing a black balloon dress that seemed rather inappropriately short for a wedding. All the other bridesmaids wore long, fuchsia dresses. Anyways, when we were having dinner at Benihana, I saw a girl wearing that same balloon dress and I thought maybe it was the same girl. But maybe it wasn't because how unlikely would it be for someone to end up at Benihana right after doing maid of honor duties at Grace Cathedral. Then this afternoon, I rewatched Annie's I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me. Lo and behold - here is that same balloon dress:


- So some of you may be aware that one of my friends pretended he was in a Bollywood musical and married some woman he barely knew because of pressure from his mother. So you know that that marriage had nothing going for it to begin with. Well, I was having dinner with that friend, and I asked whether things have improved much. He revealed that he recently found out that the woman he married actually has not one but two police records!!! Yup, two police records, one for petty theft and the other for breaking and entering. Okay, I am going to say this - a woman caught for theft and breaking/entering can actually be kinda hot, if she did it all while wearing some tight leather black catsuit. I like a bad girl as much as the next Batman. But if you've seen my friend's wife, you would know if she ever wore a catsuit, you would need to go all Eternal Sunshine and get your memories erased. Anyways, now this woman has fallen out of favor with my friend's mom, and they even got into a slight shoving incident. Oh the drama! I honestly hope my friend makes up his mind on what to do with this mess and not let it drag on too long.

- One of my ex-coworkers who got terminated because of his refusal to take medication for his epilepsy decided to write a letter to President Bush to complain. Didn't this guy get the memo? George Bush doesn't care about white people, especially college educated, caucasian, virile hetereosexual people.

- Oh, this one is kinda old news, but it belongs in the WTF hall of fame. Yup, it's the one where Clay Aikens fathers a child. The mother is David Foster's sister and apparently good friend of Clay's. And she is 50 years old and was artificially inseminated. Yeah, I know. This stuff just writes itself sometimes.