eskimo sex and other funny business

An Asian co-worker of mine is going for the egg donor route to get him and his wife a baby, so today he had to go do his business (I know, his telling me this borders on too much information territory). He told me that he was quite nervous going into the room where they had porn ready for him. And the woman in the porn video was Asian. He wondered if that was planned, that they had assumed he would prefer Asian porn. I think this is pretty curious too. If I were him, I would go back out to the clinic staff and say, "Excuse me, I am not much into Asian porn. Do you have anything with horses?" or "Got one where they put that red plastic ball into their mouths?" or "How about Eskimos?" and see what kind of reaction I would get. I think that would be pretty funny...I found this post from Perez Hilton hilarious: Miley Cyrus can now add herself to the extremely long list of women (and some men), famous or otherwise, that have had their hearts stolen by Robert Pattinson. She once confessed that she didn't understand why girls were so obsessed with him, but after meeting him this weekend at the Teen Choice Awards, she came to a better understanding. True to Miley fashion, she took to her Twitter to tell us all about it: She wrote: “Gave a hug to Rob Pattinson today. Ok girls I get it now. So cute. Sorry "Robby" bout all my bashing in my past." Uh, excuse you? His name is R-Patz, not "Robby". Please don't try and turn him into one of your hillbilly playthings. We won't stand for it!...Equally hilarious is this news story from Paris about a Russian woman who attacked the Mona Lisa by throwing a teacup at it. The hilarity is, why a teacup? I mean, this woman apparently packed a teacup into her bag to throw at the Mona Lisa. If you were going to do this, would you pack a teacup? Plus, the Mona Lisa is behind a protected glass, so why harm would a teacup do? According to some report, the woman has Stendhal Syndrome, where the sufferer is compelled to act irrationally when moved by a work of art. Uh, ok, now I've heard of everything! By the way, the Mona Lisa is heck of small. I was really surprised when I saw it in person. In my mind, I always pictured something more imposing.