Sunday, August 23, 2009

hope, poop, murder and basterds!

Brad Pitt is really a bastard. He supposedly called Tom Cruise's Valkyrie ridiculous and said that his own new movie Inglourious Basterds is the end all of Nazi movies. Dang, he is arrogant. Actually in the last couple of years, from walking the red carpets to his talk show appearances (particularly the Oprah interview), I've been finding him, along with Angelina Jolie, impossibly smug. As with all people like that, I cannot wait til he's knocked back a few notches...Some reality show contestant allegedly killed his ex-girlfriend/swimsuit model. He cut off her fingers and removed her teeth, but the police was able to identify her by her breast implants (!!!). The guy has now fled to Canada, and a huge manhunt is on the way up in Vancouver area. Crazy...A myterious foul smell has been stinking up the city. I initially thought there was some dog poop on my driveway. Then I thought maybe my sewer pipes have bursted underground. And now I think it's biological warfare...God, football season is upon us, which means more highs and lows watching the Patriots. Why do I do this to myself???...Why? Because you always got to have hope. Like, the apple tree that I thought Chi Young and I had killed while transplanting it. Well, we've been watering and feeding it and monitoring it every few days since, and guess what? Leaves are sprouting from the branches once again!!! Yup, hope springs eternal. What was dead is now alive again. Or was never dead to begin with. See, you can't give up, on yourself, on love, on world peace, on the environment, on other people (you-know-who), on your favorite team (the Pats), on your favorite musician (Madonna), or on your apple tree. One day, good intentions will pay back in spades.

P.S. Okay, this is freaky. It's about 7:10pm. I just saw this update on the reality star murder case. The guy killed himself in a motel near a town east of Vancouver. The town's name? Hope...

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