the day tom met summer randomess

Random thoughts floating thru my head today:

- My pants are so low-rise that they are falling.
- BBQ chicken dried egg noodle at Zen Yai - mmm.
- Claypot rice on a cold nite at Taisan - mmm.
- Woohoo - ten, count 'em, ten friends on Facebook.
- On the other hand, ten friends on Facebook are so suffocating. I need my space, people! (Not myspace.)
- It's hard to move cubicle and stuff when your pants are falling and your yellow checkered boxers are on display.
- I wish my boss is not leaving. I actually like her. I believe she is a good person. In office environment, that's like a unicorn.
- I hang around with too many Chinese women talking about their kids and buying giant frozen prawns. My balls are shrinking by the day.
- My green plaid shirt is awesome, unlike the green corduroy pants I wore the other day.
- Do I dress too young for my age? Am I one of those nerdy aging hipsters? Nerdy and aging for sure. Hipster only in my mind.
- Lisa is recommending me go to her hair stylist. I need to practice my gay-speak so I can talk hair. I don't want to waste $55 and order the wrong thing. It's like if you hook up with a guy at a gay bar and then you both turn out to be bottoms, that would just be awkward. Or I imagine so. It's like having two locks without a key, or two koala bears without a tree, or two second hands without an hour hand, or something like that. Actually I wouldn't know. But I watch Bravo, so you know, you get to thinking about these gay things. Or not. Anyways, back to the hair thing...
- Peete's chai latte is not bad, especially when it's buy one get one free. I like coupons. Esp. coupons on your phone.
- Schubert's fruit tart is so freaking yummy. There are a lot of fruits on the tart. I love it when things are the way they are.
- Is Better Off Ted going to be canceled? So sad.
- If Jay Leno knocks Conan out of his time slot, he is an ass. An unfunny ass. With big chin. And we know there is nothing worse than an unfunny ass with big chin. Except for Michael Lohan. He is the worst.
- I actually got to sit on my commute home today. And I saw a unicorn.
- This Chinese soap opera, Born Rich, is so stupid. Actually most Chinese soap operas I've started recently are so stupid that I can't finish it.
- Somebody said (not in a mean way) I have issues. That's like calling Abraham Lincoln tall. But then I seriously think most people have issues - they just choose to be oblivious to them.
- I don't want Avatar to break Titanic record, as much as I think Avatar deserves to be seen.
- There's a nudie joint billboard outside of my new work space window. It's kinda vintage/retro looking. Cool and not in a sexual way. That's how I like my nudie joint billboards.
- People at work are mostly fake nice. Thus I wouldn't be their real friends. Fake nice is worse than real mean.
- My stomach didn't hurt today. A break-through perhaps, or just the cancer spreading to other areas? I shouldn't say stuff like that. Cuz they say if you say things enough, they become self-fulfilling prophecies. That's what my superhot, supermodel girlfriend tells me in bed while she is naked eating strawberries. Yup, superhot, supermodel girlfriend.
- There was another earthquake centered down in Milpitas today. That's three days in a row. I am scared. I am going to run to my superhot, supermodel girlfriend to hug it out.