Why does Madonna not know her awesomeness and insists on working with generic lightweights to produce her music these days?
Why does she wear sunglasses at night?
Why does she wear black all the time now?
Why did she hook up with Vanilla Ice and Warren Beatty and Dennis Rodman?
Why does she hang out with the icky Seinfelds?
Why did she do that disastrously unfunny SNL skit with Lady Gaga?
Why does she insist on paying props to the likes of Britney and Lady Gaga when she should be blowing them all away with her own awesomeness?
Why is she so cheap with her videos these days?
Why does she not shoot outdoors for her videos anymore?
Why doesn't she hang with Gwen Stefani instead?
Why doesn't she release all her concerts on blu ray so I can relive all their awesomeness in 1080p?
Why hasn't she done a musical since Evita?
Why does she not work with Pat Leonard, William Orbit, and Stuart Price anymore?
Why hasn't she changed her hairstyle in the 2000's?
Why has she picked up on the habit of wearing wigs in videos and concerts?
Why does she get photoshopped like crazy in recent fashion campaign photos when she looks perfectly fine in paparazzi photos?
Why does she get so nervous when she is Madonna?
Why does she wear gloves to cover up her hand?
Why her face looks a bit different everytime i see her?
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