Annoying things about people I actually kinda like:
Ellen - American Idol. Boy, she kinda sucks on that.
Rachael Ray - the incessant need to bond with her guests. Girl, you cannot try to be best friends with everyone who walks on to your show - it just comes across as fake.
Oprah - she thinks she is God.
Rosie - it's that whole lesbian thing.
Madonna - Kabbalah.
Johnny Depp - his sartorial taste. This is surprising, because the guy couldn't be cooler in every other way.
Wong Kar Wai - his tinted glasses.
Tom Brady - Gisele.
Julie Delpy - her failure to reply to my fan letter. Come on, girl - I have only written two fan letters in my life, and you got one of them. What do you want from me?
My mom - the volume of her telly.
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