the things i do

Things I did a lot of this year 2015:
-  Watching Madonna Rebel Heart tour videos on youtube.
-  Laughing at James Corden on Late Late Show.
-  Worrying about house leaks.
-  Worrying about knee pain.
-  Checking bank and credit card accounts online for fraud activities.
-  Going to Grocery Outlet, Target, Costco, Trader Joe's, and Sprouts.
-  Opening Amazon packages.
-  Eating Habits burgers.
-  Throwing away win-less lottery tickets.
-  Drinking tea.
-  Checking emails on my phone every half an hour.
-  Calling health insurance company to get status on claims.
-  Calling door people to fix door leaks.
-  Calling Comcast for billing issues.
-  Getting annoyed at my mother and then feeling guilty for getting annoyed.
-  Watching QVC and resisting buying things I don't need.  (How can those old ladies afford all that stuff?)
-  Groaning at every mentioning of Kardashian or Jenner or Real Housewives.
-  Ditto above for Beyonce, Gaga, and Taylor Swift.
-  Waking up with a headache.
-  Checking Next Muni for the N Judah.
-  Talking myself out of buying a boba drink.
-  Transferring money between accounts.
-  Cringing at my boss.
-  Getting annoyed by nonworking escalators at Muni subway stations.
-  Worrying about Chi Young's unemployment.
-  Thinking about a life that didn't happen and feeling sorry for myself.
-  Making macaroni in soup.
-  Buying jackets and sweats from Uniqlo.
-  Wishing Matt Smith was still the Doctor.
-  Wondering why I cannot understand the plots on Doctor Who anymore.
-  Retrieving and returning blu ray discs from Redbox vending machines.
-  Forgetting to insert rather than swipe the new CHIP-enabled credit cards.
-  Eating instant udon at my desk at work.
-  Falling asleep with the tv and lights on.
-  Calculating how much (or how little) I have when I retire.
-  Throwing away expired food.
-  Making broth in my pressure cooker.
-  Killing ants.
-  Checking imdb for new Marisa Tomei projects.
-  Wishing I were Australian, because all Australians look like Hemsworths.
-  Hating on my haircut and wishing it would grow out quicker.
-  Watching news about mass shootings and terrorist attacks.
-  Cursing at Roger Goodell and the NFL and the media for Deflatgate.
-  Man-crushing on Julian Edelman.
-  Eating chicken pho in the Tenderloin.
-  Getting bombarded by Star Wars merchandising.
-  Switching channels whenever that blowhard Donald Trump is on tv spewing nonsense.
-  Feeling swoony with Sufjan Stevens.
-  Watching Adele break sales records.
-  Wondering why people are mostly assholes.