Sunday, March 15, 2009

the one in which i hate on danny gokey

My American Idol wishlist (not prediction):

Jorge Nunez and Jasmine Murray are already eliminated, so I'll only do the Top 11.
11. Anoop Desai - Uh, seriously? Beat It? My Perogative? Cheesy, unconvincing.
10. Scott MacIntyre - I don't care if he's blind. Sentimental, sappy rather than inspirational. The judges are totally patronizing him. He can move mountains??? WTF.
9. Michael Sarver - I don't care if he has to go back to being an oil rig worker, the fifth most dangerous job in the world.
8. Danny Gokey - I don't care if he has a dead wife. And yes, he has a dead wife. A newly dead wife, like a few months ago.
7. Alexis Grace - Trying too hard to do that soulful, bluesy thing.
6. Megan Joy Corkrey - Her dancing is dreadful. Her cutesy act is wearing thin. But she is pretty, and that gets you far in my books.
5. Allison Iraheta - Too much like Kelly Clarkson, except with pink hair. And pink hair never does well on American Idol.
4. Matt Giraud - Got a little bit of Timberlake vibe.
3. Lil Rounds - I actually like her and her name. Mary J. Blige like.
2. Adam Lambert - Hate his image (eeks to asymmetric hair and web pics of him cross-dressing) but like his seasoned chops.
1. Kris Allen - It's that John Mayer and Jason Mraz thing I love. Plus he is good looking and seems like a really, really nice guy.

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