Saturday, August 1, 2015

i've got questions

?  Does oatmeal cause acne breakouts?  I think it does.

?  When the heck are the new James Blake and Frank Ocean coming out?  Been waiting too long.

?  Should I sell my Madonna Rebel Heart concert tickets?  I'm really trying to save money and spending $800 on one evening is not prudent.  But it's Madonna...

?  Why is my 401k growing so slowly?

?  Should I get a haircut or let it grow?

?  What's the best nonstick frying pan out there?  I am tired of throwing pans out.

?  Why does evil always win?

?  Why do people hunt (other than for food)?

?  Why does a dentist pay $50,000 in order to kill a lion?

?  Why does my Yahoo keep showing me ads of women over 50 who want a boyfriend?  What did I click?  And what link do I click to instead get ads of supermodels who want a boyfriend who doesn't own a yacht but is saving hard for it?

?  How do I chill and not sweat things?

?  How do I get myself to have more discipline about good habits like eating well, exercising, writing?

?  How do I quit you, Amazon?  Damn you.

?  Why is the N Judah train so dang crowded?

?  Will Chi Young ever find a job?

?  How much is enough for an emergency fund?

?  Why is Ben Affleck Batman?

?  Why is Ben Affleck a douche?

?  At what point would people stop being politically correct and make fun of Caitlyn Jenner like we make fun of all the other Kardashians?  Cuz she is still a Kardashian after all, trans or not.

?  Where do broken hearts go?

?  Why do I keep buying Uniqlo ultra light down jackets when I only wear one for layering under another jacket?

?  Will there be a Kingsman sequel?

?  Am I talented enough to make money off my drawings?

?  Does talent matter?

?  Will I ever go on another vacation or am I too frugal now to spend thousands of dollars on a couple of weeks?

?  Will they ever figure out what happened to MH370 now that they found a part of a wing washed up on Reunion Island?

?  What the heck is a Reunion Island?  Why is it called that?

?  In the case where I was a potential juror this past week, did the jury find the kid guilty of vandalizing his sister's car?  Did Alexis Carrington make an appearance as a surprise witness?

?  Is my glass one-fourth full or three-quarter cup empty?
   



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