Saturday, August 15, 2015

who are y'all to judge?

This Saturday morning, I am listening to my Broadway playlist.  It's not like I have much on there.  I have the Book Of Mormon cast recording.  I got Billy Elliot.  And I got an Ultimate Broadway cd purchased many moons back.  But you know, Broadway show tunes are awesome.  They are melodic.  They tell a story.  And they are superfun or supersad or superswoony.  Everybody needs a little razzle dazzle every once in a while...I think I might head off to Costco in a couple of hours to buy Brita water filters, instant coffee for my mom, and paper napkins.  Yup, I am a wife-less husband...This year has been passing rather slowly, has it not?  It's only August.  I want it to be December already so I can take my three weeks off.  Actually I still have five weeks of leave I need to use by end of the year, but it would be crazy to take all five weeks together.  So I guess I should figure out when to take a couple of weeks off between now and December...Somebody said to me that I would have a really great career as a consultant after I leave my current job.  But then, wouldn't that interfere with my dream job giving out free samples at Costco?...How disastrous is this whole Fantastic Four reboot?  Critical and box office bomb.  Director publicly trashing the studio and disowning responsibility for his own movie.  And Miles Teller acting like the douche he is.  It's too bad Jamie Bell is in this mess...In other douchery news, is Tom Brady really becoming bff with head douchebag Ben Affleck?  Ok, now you've pushed me too far.  I was sure you didn't just up and leave a pregnant Bridget Moynahan for supermodel Gisele (relationships are complicated...).  I wholly believed you throughout Deflate-gate (pffft, as if you need the balls deflated to win...).  But if you are going to now hang out with that douchebag extraordinaire who ruined both Daredevil and Batman for me, I am really questioning my loyalty.  Maybe you too are a douchebag, and I was just too blind to see it.  I mean, of every actor out there, you choose Ben Affleck?  Was Matt Damon not interested?  Come on, just dump him and stick with Julian Edelman..Mission Impossible Rogue Nation on the other hand is a great movie.  A worthy successor to the super Ghost Protocol.  Tom Cruise is actually a great movie star.  We sometimes forget.  Shame on us for letting Scientology get in the way...Word is there is going to be a sequel to The Incredibles, my favorite Pixar movie (well actually a toss-up with Toy Story)...This year the stock market has not been doing too great.  Looking at my portfolio is like waiting for a pot of water to boil...I am getting very close to the finale of Fringe.  Probably about eight episodes or so left.  It was a crazy bold show that wasn't afraid to turn everything on its head, jumping over universes and timelines.  What started out as an X-Files monster-of-the-week series (although it was never really just that) would end with an apocalyptic resistance war against the machine a la Terminator and The Matrix.  I am growing sad having to soon say goodbye to Walter (and Walternate), Peter, Olivia (and Fauxlivia), Astrid, Broyles, Lincoln, Nina, and September...Donald Trump, a GOP candidate for the 2016 Presidential run, is delivering the goods by offending Mexicans (drug dealers and rapists) and women (fat pigs who's got blood coming out of their eyes and who knows where else).  Best response by a Mexican?  Donald Trump pinatas!...Speaking of being rich, there was a single mother of four who won the $20M+ Powerball.  What a heartwarming story, right?  Well, she went and spent $9M of it bailing her drug dealer boyfriend out of jail.  You don't like that?  Here is what she has to say to you:  "What Y’all need to be worried about is Y’all money and not how I spend mine this is benefitting Y’all how? And no he’s no drug dealer or user but who are Y’all to judge anybody? I will definitely pray for Y’all because it’s much need…they talked about Jesus so I’m not surprised Y’all are talking about me but be blessed though."   You tell them, sister!  Y'all simmer down now.        

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