Saturday, August 29, 2015

life is short, hell will be upon you soon

Finally hackers attack people who deserve it!  I mean, all that power is finally used for good rather than evil.  I do wish though celebrities would stop apologizing for their bad behaviors once they are caught.  The contrition routine inevitably involves clocking in a couple of weeks at some magical "rehab" place and resurfacing with an interview on 20/20 or a People magazine cover story.  I want someone to just own it, like fuck it, I am rich and can do whatever and it's none of your goddamn business anyways.  I ain't apologizing for shit.  I am gonna do it over and over again.  Cuz I can. 

What I don't understand though is, why would people use their credit cards on a site like Ashley Madison?  I even worry about using my card online buying a non-stick pan from Kohl's.  The idea of using a website to cheat, and then to give them my credit card to leave a trail of evidence of my adultery, is just inconceivable to me.  If I were a celebrity, especially one with a fake goody-two-shoe image, no way in hell would I be stupid enough to do that kind of dirty work myself.  Isn't that what personal assistants are for?   Surely you don't really pay them to just to stand in line at the DMV and make breakfast smoothies for you.

Oh and then there was that reward offered by Ashley Madison for any information related to the hackers.  The company, whose slogan is "Life is short - have an affair," is asking people to "do the right thing" by helping catch the perps.  The irony!

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