Wednesday, January 8, 2014

46 problems

I've got 46 problems. And they are:

  1. The Kid is in Ireland.
  2. I ain't got no girlfriend.
  3. I am uninspired by my job.
  4. I have SIM card reader error on my ipad 2.
  5. I have horrible posture.
  6. I have thinning hair.
  7. I still constantly think of the name that shall not be spoken.
  8. I have a leak at the side of my house.
  9. I have an online shopping addiction.
  10. My knees hurt.
  11. My mother is getting old.
  12. I have an accent that Siri cannot make out.
  13. I love Buffy and Veronica Mars too much.
  14. I have high cholesterol.
  15. Madonna won't sit down and make an adult album a la Ray of Light.
  16. Earthquakes.
  17. I cannot figure out what is taking up the space on my laptop's c drive.
  18. I have a leak in my Honda.
  19. It's gonna be at least another 9 years til the sequel to Before Midnight, if they ever make one. I need a redo.
  20. People I don't like keep getting popular and winning awards.
  21. Ben Affleck is Batman.
  22. Some insects keep eating my plants in the backyard.
  23. My pipes rattle everytime I use the washing machine.
  24. I need to have my house exterior painted, but it's really expensive.
  25. My retirement fund is not growing fast enough.
  26. I cannot find my Gorillapod.
  27. I hate my refrigerator door.
  28. The finish on my stove knobs are peeling off from the heat.
  29. Grouts are impossible to clean.
  30. My comforter won't stay put right inside my comforter cover.
  31. I like traveling except I hate planes.
  32. I text like an old person.
  33. I cannot get my contact prescriptions right.
  34. I would like to have kids.
  35. I have no idea how to replace the batteries for the console on my exercise bike.
  36. I have too little faith.
  37. My mother turns her tv on too loud.
  38. Matt Smith is no longer The Doctor.
  39. Coldplay is not British anymore.
  40. ios 7 makes my iPhone 5 battery act weird sometimes.
  41. I don't know what to do with all the spare love I've got.
  42. I have extremely short attention spa...
  43. I cannot find cool shoes that fit my feet.
  44. I cannot find button shirts that fit nicely - they are always too tight or too loose.
  45. I have a bad bite.
  46. Polar vortex. Global warming.

 

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