I've got 46 problems. And they are:
- The Kid is in Ireland.
- I ain't got no girlfriend.
- I am uninspired by my job.
- I have SIM card reader error on my ipad 2.
- I have horrible posture.
- I have thinning hair.
- I still constantly think of the name that shall not be spoken.
- I have a leak at the side of my house.
- I have an online shopping addiction.
- My knees hurt.
- My mother is getting old.
- I have an accent that Siri cannot make out.
- I love Buffy and Veronica Mars too much.
- I have high cholesterol.
- Madonna won't sit down and make an adult album a la Ray of Light.
- Earthquakes.
- I cannot figure out what is taking up the space on my laptop's c drive.
- I have a leak in my Honda.
- It's gonna be at least another 9 years til the sequel to Before Midnight, if they ever make one. I need a redo.
- People I don't like keep getting popular and winning awards.
- Ben Affleck is Batman.
- Some insects keep eating my plants in the backyard.
- My pipes rattle everytime I use the washing machine.
- I need to have my house exterior painted, but it's really expensive.
- My retirement fund is not growing fast enough.
- I cannot find my Gorillapod.
- I hate my refrigerator door.
- The finish on my stove knobs are peeling off from the heat.
- Grouts are impossible to clean.
- My comforter won't stay put right inside my comforter cover.
- I like traveling except I hate planes.
- I text like an old person.
- I cannot get my contact prescriptions right.
- I would like to have kids.
- I have no idea how to replace the batteries for the console on my exercise bike.
- I have too little faith.
- My mother turns her tv on too loud.
- Matt Smith is no longer The Doctor.
- Coldplay is not British anymore.
- ios 7 makes my iPhone 5 battery act weird sometimes.
- I don't know what to do with all the spare love I've got.
- I have extremely short attention spa...
- I cannot find cool shoes that fit my feet.
- I cannot find button shirts that fit nicely - they are always too tight or too loose.
- I have a bad bite.
- Polar vortex. Global warming.
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