Tuesday, January 14, 2014

46 thoughts

46 random thoughts on Sunday:

  1. Man, there's a lot on tv today. Football, Golden Globes, Downton, Revenge.
  2. Wish that damn red Honda would leave the parking space in front of my house so I can move my car there today.
  3. Is it normal for me to have runny nose every morning?
  4. Should I cancel my Home Depot in-store pickup order? I don't need more flashlights but they are so damn cheap.
  5. Crap, I cannot believe I have to go back to work tomorrow.
  6. Sean Penn and Charlize? Run, Charlize, run.
  7. I think I would like Her a lot. It's my type of movie - whimsical romance a la Eternal Sunshine.
  8. Madonna should work with Ryan Tedder of OneRepublic. He's a genius songwriter.
  9. Go Chargers! Or more accurately, die, Broncos, die!
  10. Grilled pork vermicelli < grilled pork rice at Loi's.
  11. People who work at hospitals are always really nice to my mom whenever I take her to appointments.
  12. I need to go buy tofu to make hot and sour soup tonight.
  13. I am pro-12 Years A Slave and anti-American Hustle. But I haven't seen either movie.
  14. Movies I love hardly get nominated for anything.
  15. Colin Kaepernick is a class-less thug. Hate it that he's a Niner. Hope he gets whipped by the Seahawks next week.
  16. Note to self - need to spot clean interior of the BMW.
  17. Yup, canceling the Home Depot order.
  18. Must resist buying boba drink while shopping on Irving Street.
  19. One day I am gonna walk my grandpa self into T-Pumps and be like, "Wassup, bitches!"
  20. I don't get how Mark Wahlberg is a movie star while Taylor Kitsch is not.
  21. Zooey Deschanel has bad taste in red carpet fashion.
  22. Look it's Lady Mary on the red carpet, actually smiling. Whoa.
  23. Lupita Nyong'o is beautiful! She's wearing a cape. She wins.
  24. Emma Watson is wearing a dress and pants! So she wins.
  25. The Tina Fey/Amy Poehler joke about George Clooney rather floating out to space to die than spending another minute with a woman his own age is pretty funny.
  26. Can someone explain to me the appeal of Amy Adams?
  27. Let's try this new comforter cover.
  28. I like laundry day. It's like a fresh start every Sunday.
  29. The hot and sour soup recipe turned out pretty good. I wish the Kid could taste it.
  30. What should I do with the other half of the ground pork?
  31. Naomi Watts is beautiful. She wins.
  32. What is it about Uma Thurman's face that looks so off to me?
  33. Do I eat that last piece of birthday cake in the fridge?
  34. Seth Meyers > Jimmy Fallon
  35. Amy Poehler as Tina Fey's son from prior secret relationship is hilarious.
  36. Don't get Matthew McConaughey appeal either. Imagine the set with him and Woody Harrelson. Must smell like a Grateful Dead concert.
  37. Olivia Wilde - Alex from The O.C. is preggers.
  38. Do only gay guys watch award shows? Is that a thing? Does watching football on the sane day offset that?
  39. But then does watching figure skating offset watching football?
  40. Figure skating is the most rigged sport ever.
  41. Oh god. Then I end up watching Revenge and Downton. I really am gay, except for sleeping with guys part.
  42. Daniel is so despicable now on Revenge. And he is not even fun-despicable like Victoria. He is just a douche.
  43. The door in the Downton library camouflages as book shelves. Is that odd?
  44. WTF. Did they really let Anna get raped? Fuck.
  45. God I hate the new ladies' maid, whatever her name is. Skank. And Branson is so stupid.
  46. I really have to go back to work tomorrow? Can they not just pay me without me working?

 

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