46 random thoughts on Sunday:
- Man, there's a lot on tv today. Football, Golden Globes, Downton, Revenge.
- Wish that damn red Honda would leave the parking space in front of my house so I can move my car there today.
- Is it normal for me to have runny nose every morning?
- Should I cancel my Home Depot in-store pickup order? I don't need more flashlights but they are so damn cheap.
- Crap, I cannot believe I have to go back to work tomorrow.
- Sean Penn and Charlize? Run, Charlize, run.
- I think I would like Her a lot. It's my type of movie - whimsical romance a la Eternal Sunshine.
- Madonna should work with Ryan Tedder of OneRepublic. He's a genius songwriter.
- Go Chargers! Or more accurately, die, Broncos, die!
- Grilled pork vermicelli < grilled pork rice at Loi's.
- People who work at hospitals are always really nice to my mom whenever I take her to appointments.
- I need to go buy tofu to make hot and sour soup tonight.
- I am pro-12 Years A Slave and anti-American Hustle. But I haven't seen either movie.
- Movies I love hardly get nominated for anything.
- Colin Kaepernick is a class-less thug. Hate it that he's a Niner. Hope he gets whipped by the Seahawks next week.
- Note to self - need to spot clean interior of the BMW.
- Yup, canceling the Home Depot order.
- Must resist buying boba drink while shopping on Irving Street.
- One day I am gonna walk my grandpa self into T-Pumps and be like, "Wassup, bitches!"
- I don't get how Mark Wahlberg is a movie star while Taylor Kitsch is not.
- Zooey Deschanel has bad taste in red carpet fashion.
- Look it's Lady Mary on the red carpet, actually smiling. Whoa.
- Lupita Nyong'o is beautiful! She's wearing a cape. She wins.
- Emma Watson is wearing a dress and pants! So she wins.
- The Tina Fey/Amy Poehler joke about George Clooney rather floating out to space to die than spending another minute with a woman his own age is pretty funny.
- Can someone explain to me the appeal of Amy Adams?
- Let's try this new comforter cover.
- I like laundry day. It's like a fresh start every Sunday.
- The hot and sour soup recipe turned out pretty good. I wish the Kid could taste it.
- What should I do with the other half of the ground pork?
- Naomi Watts is beautiful. She wins.
- What is it about Uma Thurman's face that looks so off to me?
- Do I eat that last piece of birthday cake in the fridge?
- Seth Meyers > Jimmy Fallon
- Amy Poehler as Tina Fey's son from prior secret relationship is hilarious.
- Don't get Matthew McConaughey appeal either. Imagine the set with him and Woody Harrelson. Must smell like a Grateful Dead concert.
- Olivia Wilde - Alex from The O.C. is preggers.
- Do only gay guys watch award shows? Is that a thing? Does watching football on the sane day offset that?
- But then does watching figure skating offset watching football?
- Figure skating is the most rigged sport ever.
- Oh god. Then I end up watching Revenge and Downton. I really am gay, except for sleeping with guys part.
- Daniel is so despicable now on Revenge. And he is not even fun-despicable like Victoria. He is just a douche.
- The door in the Downton library camouflages as book shelves. Is that odd?
- WTF. Did they really let Anna get raped? Fuck.
- God I hate the new ladies' maid, whatever her name is. Skank. And Branson is so stupid.
- I really have to go back to work tomorrow? Can they not just pay me without me working?
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